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Анекдоты - "Без категории"

Сначала пределом дебилизма были селфи. А потом появилось Pokemon Go.
date 22.04.2019
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Анекдоты - "Политические"

Наконец-то Зеленский выбран на Украине президентом всей Мовы...
Теперь многие чиновники Киева распрощаются со своим СТУЛОМ! А кое-кто - даже с креслом.
date 22.04.2019
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Анекдоты - "Религия"

- Батюшка, а у Вас в церкви можно покемонов ловить?
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date 22.04.2019
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Анекдоты - "Профессии"

Паранормальщики не несут свет науки - они несут тьму чуши
date 21.04.2019
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Анекдоты - "Новые русские"

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date 21.04.2019
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Анекдоты - "Админы, программисты"

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date 20.04.2019
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Анекдоты - "Религия"

- Добрый день, вы не хотите впустить Иисуса в свой дом?
- Иисуса - может быть. А вы, балабоны, валите отсюда!
date 18.04.2019
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Анекдоты - "Пьяницы, похмелье"

Стоят два алкаша возле обезьянника.
Подходит сторож зоопарка:
- Ну и чего вы здесь торчите? Нету свободных клеток!
date 18.04.2019
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Анекдоты - "Политические"

Путин - это человек, который сам на пенсию не уходит и другим не дает!
date 18.04.2019
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Анекдоты - "Политические"

Новая реформа образования и ее слоган "Бесплатно учился - бесплатно работай!".
date 18.04.2019
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